Hypothetical Question

[BaseballGuy]

What would you do if you found Jesus Christ himself in your bedroom making love to your wife or girlfriend?

Question is only for people who are christian/catholic.

 

[C-LO]

I believe in Christianity and thats the weirdest question I could think of! LOL Is there a trick to it? If it was my grandma I guess I would be grossed out but happy? If it was my wife I would have a heart attack I guess? WTF? Throw me a bone here!

 

[stirlinggabe]

Baseball guy ... you are a complete moron.

 

[Marino]

Baseball guy ... you are a complete moron.

I would tend to agree, but would describe him as more of a moronic attention whoring douche bag

 

[Concorde]

What would you do if you found Jesus Christ himself in your bedroom making love to your wife or girlfriend?

Question is only for people who are christian/catholic.

First of all i would say Oh my God!. Second i would be curiose to see if Jesus is a good lover.

 

[catsfan]

To say this question is for people who are Chrisitian or Catholic make Baseball Guy an absolute idiot. Nobody that is a Christian would give such an idiotic question a thought. Grow up.

 

[FadeMe]

that is fucking stupid to make this thread for only catholics and christians considering Jesus Christ was a good ol jewish carpenter. So the new question is if a catholic or christian walked in on a Jew fucking their wife what would they do??

Answer is....the same thing they would do if anyone was fucking their wife, beat the guys ass...and then go fuck his wife. :toast:

 

[TTinCO]

that is fucking stupid to make this thread for only catholics and christians considering Jesus Christ was a good ol jewish carpenter. So the new question is if a catholic or christian walked in on a Jew fucking their wife what would they do??

Answer is....the same thing they would do if anyone was fucking their wife, beat the guys ass...and then go fuck his wife. :toast:

Twisted, but I like it!!! What's your read on the UCF bowl game? The $$$ seems to be going Nev's way-which isn't what I expected.

 

[919]

I would remind Jesus of the Ten Commandments. Then ask Him to step outside.

 

[JLS_420]

I Would Shove The Cross Up His Ass

 

[Jambruins]

I agree with JLS

 

[rugby]

what a stupid fucking thread..............a good indicator of your sub-par intelligence.

 

[~DaOnEaNdOnLy777~]

I'd ask him if he prefers the pu$$y or ass! Yes, even with my wife I'd give Jesus first choice, it's only right! Then him and I would tap that ass hardcore and finish it off with a high-five aka "the pyramid" :lolBIG: And then I would be part of/have, by far, the best sex story to ever be told! I can see my Penthouse Letter now....."So I come home early from work one day....."

 

[beating.vegas]

depends,

if my wife has only been with me then it's easy,


if his cock is less than mine, i'm golden because i'm bigger than jesus, and if not, still golden because he is jesus.

can't lose

 

[BaseballGuy]

what a stupid fucking thread..............a good indicator of your sub-par intelligence.

Really?

So stupid it induced thought and a lot of responses?

Perhaps you lack the ability to understand the conundrum this question poses.